1980 School Magazine

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TEACH ER'S QUOTES "KISS? What's that?" "Untidy classrooms make me erotic." - History "lt could be the exterior angle of a pineapple for all I know ! Maths "Caligulawasslightly. . . . . um. . .. . er... .. wacked!" - History "l'm not drunkl" - Latin "And then all the soldiers went home and made babies." - Latin "You can find bits of Rome everywhere." - History - History

(All the above from gB).

"Now, iron filings are extremely attracted to magnets. They love each other. lt is very easy to get the filings on the magnet, but it'll take you a whole lunch hour to get them off." "Gee, these magnets are a bit keen. " "l've got a f riend who looks just like Fozzie Bear." - Miss Hatton "You have to grope in geometry." - Mr Bromiley "l like to see you getting your sums wrong girls." - Mr Bromiley "The womb is actually a kind of preheated swimming pool." - Mrs Colwill "Kate, you look too happy to be doing S.R.A." - Mrs Colwill /J - Mrs Siddle - Mrs Siddle